
1.话说某年某月的某一天,叁个神箭手约在一起比箭,目标是十尺外仆人头上的苹果。A神箭手挽弓长射,咻一声,利箭正中苹果。
A高傲的昂起下巴,比出一根大 拇指道:「I AM后羿!」
B神箭手照本宣科,射中苹果,这回他自大的喊了一句:「I AM丘比特!」
轮到C了,他也挽弓,利箭射出! 结果正中仆人的心脏。就听他结结巴巴好久才吐出一句:「I...I...I...AM...SORRY...」
2.某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙说:I am sorry.
老外应道:I am sorry too.
某人听后又道:I am sorry three.
老外不解,问:What are you sorry for?
某人无奈,道:I am sorry five.
3.一位来自日本的旅客,坐出租车去机场的路上,看到一辆汽车经过,就说:“oh,TOYOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
又有一辆经过,他又说: “oh,NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司机有点不高兴,觉得他太吵了!当第三辆经过时,他还是说:“oh,HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
后来到了机场,那个日本人就问:“How Much?”出租车司机说:“1000!”
日本人惊奇的问司机:“为什么那么贵?”出租车司机回答说:“oh,mileometer(计 程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
4.一位在美的留学生,想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张,看到地上标线是向左转。
他不放心的问道:turn left?
监考官回答:right.
于是他立刻向右转。
很抱歉他只有下次再来。
5.A:What’s on your hand?
B:Watch.
A:How to spell that?
B:T-H-A-T~
6.女:say“i love you”,say it,come on!say it!
男:it!
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| payhomlane | 2008-01-27 |
| I can''''t say anything because I am laughing!!Those jokes are very good!! |
| oLEFTo | 2007-12-24 |
| great jokes! thx! however, joke #3''''s mileometer should be odometer. anyway, thx a lot! although i''''m in san francisco, still listen to ur program through my laptop. c ya later! |
| wendygan | 2007-12-15 |
| I listen to you program for a long time,this is the first time I leave message. |
| lemontang | 2007-12-11 |
| 挺有趣的,我也很喜欢英语的,但是总觉得有心无力的,琳琳姐教两招啦 |
| 莫燕 | 2007-12-08 |
| 我都甘话 |
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